TONIGHT ON THE DRAMATIC SEASON PREMIERE! Who's ready for the what will no doubt be- the MOST dramatic season EVER!
It's going to be "fascinating" to see how this ends up playing out.... I'm not sure how this gimmick makes it past night one, but I feel like what a waste of time to kick it off like this without somehow tying it back in later.
Here we are back at the mansion, is it just me or are the roses in the front yard going full Disney status tonight?
Alright- Kaitlyn's background from the Bachelor. She's fun! She's sassy! She's inappropriate! She let her guard down!
Britt- sincere! Emotional! She fell in love with Chris on the first night! She shocked the girls with her intensity
Running 2 nights both back to back with Dancing With the Stars is really going to take a lot of emotional energy out of me. Thank god its a holiday weekend coming up for recovery purposes.
Ugh I am being constantly reminded as they drive up how much I can't stand Britt. #teamKaitlyn
Jonathan- single dad from Detroit in the Auto industry.
Country Joe- Posing seductively by buildings, walking around with horses, good old fashioned values... and something weird happening between his eyebrows
Josh- the law student with a secret, he's a Stripper! kill me..... also wowzers on the Tats
Brady- anyone having Wes flashbacks? can't wait till the song writing date.... that will have to happen if he sticks around so he can show off (he's tooooootally not hoping to get a record deal out of this guys, he's definitely here for the "right reasons")
Joshua- Another fricken country boy?! Hi we did this already we don't need another farm boy from no where. also the welder saying sparks are gonna fly? ugh
Ian- well he has the best job so far, exec recruiter. Ohhhh bring on the tragic story! Car crash, coma, broken dreams.... le sigh. But alas he runs again!
Jared- I get like a poor man's Adam Driver thing about his look. Loveman.... just. no.
Tony- and we have our first real weirdo, he could be a massage therapist... yogi... nope "healer". Too bad cause he's pretty cute but I just can't take him seriously
Ben- well HELLO SAN JOSE BOY!!!! home town cutie wassup?? AW and sad mom story. I wanna snuggle with him.
whew! that was a big chunk of intros... I'm ready to roll out those limo's and get the real show underway.
Well step one that they got right-taking away Britt's Wet N Wild lip stick. Fake as ever regardless. Toeing the party line on how "organic" this makes it. You can tell it's taking everything in Kaitlyn not to snark it up moment 1. Also loooooooving her dress (but I bet the insides of her arms are gonna be scratched the hell up by the end of the night)
Ben H- hmmm walks to Kaitlyn first BUT has the connection to Britt
Jonathan (single dad from Detroit) goes right for Britt
Clint- cute.... kinda vanilla
Disney Princess? really?? That was Ashley I.....
I feel like the intro's are getting muddled with this duel sided thing....
God Britt with the hugs Staaaahhhhhhppppppp I know they edit this stuff to make it look a certain way but she just comes off so... annoyingly.... ugh
Cory- well I don't know anything about him but looks wise, yummy!
JJ- ...... former investment banker.... currently, unemployed? But I'm all about the Puck you joke!
Oh jeez.... no just no with the stripper moves. I am so grossed out by him
Bwahahahaha "is that soap or tissues?" Kaitlyn with the quick reminder that Britt doesn't shower
All's fair in love and war Britt, there are no rules!
So we are at the midway point..... can't say I'm super excited about anyone yet except maybe Ben from San Jose, Do you all have an early favorite?
I am guessing they are going to make tonight a tie. I am unable to list my favorite yet, but my least favorite is Jared! I do not dig the unclean beard.
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