Monday, May 18, 2015

Night 1- Hour 2......Mooooooore booooys

The tension is rising.... Britt's early confidence is cracking, Kaitlyn is on the rise!


Of course creepy Tony is into Britt... They can hang out and not shower together. Oh wait.... same line for both?? Awwwwwwkward....


And we have our house drunk! Oh Ryan M thank you for providing the entertainment for the night. "I'm all horned up right now!"


Genuinely- how do I rent a hot tub car. I want to drive it around Golden Gate Park for my next Bday


The cupcake on the other hand.... if he weren't so cute there's no way he could have pulled that off (See- the guy in the Knight suit on Desiree's season)


Pretty sure neither Britt nor Kaitlyn are down to be sister wives


Ian for the steal! I like his intention.


Kaitlyn does have a great point... whoever wins tonight is gonna eliminate 6 guys right off the bat... start passing out those digits!


Also a good point from the guys side of the strategy- Do you choose the one you like the most or do you choose the one who likes you the most?


"It's all fun and games till Chris Harrison walks in the room"


Ugh I just would not be able to do it... having time after the voting was open to have to campaign for myself would be way too much....


This 2 bachelorette thing is really breaking the third wall all over the place.. if I see one more camera person or producer I swear......


Ohhhhh Ryan M.... Keeping the drunk-ass-I-ness rolling


They keep showing this cute kind of LL Cool J type... that I recall literally NOTHING about...


Hahahha JJ "it's a gross mismanagement of her time to be spending time with Ryan, it's my civic duty to relieve her"


Tony to Ryan M " you shouldn't call them hoes...."


RIGHT REASONS!!!!!!


AAAAAAANNNNDDDD HE'S GETTING NAKED!!!! (see: Ed Swiderski BP 3)


Is it weird that I'm kind of impressed that for how clearly wasted Ryan M is he's actually shockingly keeping it together in strange douchey way..... I mean he's a huge ass hole, but I would have been puking and/or asleep like 2 hours before that lol


Something about JJ reminds of.... Kalon... or.. I dunno all the guys who are super into themselves and want to prove how smart they are...


Chris the dentist, I'm feeling good about you.


Seriously I'm just gonna refer to this guy as LL Cool J if he stays on the season WHO ARE YOU


Mmmmm... Sean I'm feeling it. Cutie pie


The amount Britt bugs me is next level..... Her need to be whatever kind of girl every guy would want makes me nuts WHO ARE YOU REALLY


The body guard in the leather Kanglo cap... cause this is real important. What they should have done is have am EY Auditor count those votes like a REAL AWARDS SHOW


I would 100% be spending this time waiting giving out my cell to any guys I really liked #hitmeonInsta !!!


Here we go THE MOST DRAMATIC MOMENT IN BACHELORETTE HISTORY


Ugh..... and now we have to wait till tomorrow.....

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