Sumo wrestlers.... And my current #1 crush

Ugh that moment you remember we still haven't had the rose ceremony yet. Whhhhhyyyy are we still going over this LL COOL J crap. Over it let's move on.

Tonight I'm drinking:

It's a little Jammier than I would like but still tasty!

So let's get this show on the road!! Eager to see who will be leaving us this week. Really hoping Tony goes but they will probably keep him at least one more week to see what kinda weird shit he'll say.

And the roses go to:

(Ben, Clint, & JJ already have roses)

Jared (got punched out on the date)

Ben H

Shawn

Jonathan

Tanner

Chris (dentist and a favorite)

Ryan 

Justin

Ian

Joshua (cutie welder)

Country Joe

Some dude (I was too wrapped up in Tonys annoying diatribe)

Daaaaaamn it. Tony stays for another week. Blah

Daniel- call me you cute little JGL look alike

And the gimmicks continue. Sumo wrestlers ride up to the house on bikes and wake everyone up with gongs. JJ just stop talking. I don't know if I'm gonna make it through this episode between Tony and JJ. 

Booty booty booty booty rockin everywhere!!! Country Joes balls are hangin out and I'm loving him more and more. Chris is darling as always. The sumo wrestler giggling at Tony is the best thing ever. Man this guy is annoying. Juuuuust stop. I've never seen such a bitchy group of guys this is what happens when you give the guys the power at the beginning they think they get to have their way throughout. I've never heard guys whine about the dates so much. She is having to bend over backwards for all of them it's ridiculous. I feel like so many of them could care less who she is and are just worried about being there to have the experience and show who they are blah blah blah...."I have so many sides.., whhhaaaa"

Well Tony wussed out but the rest of the dudes show up to city walk for their competition. Kaitlyn plays around with one of the sumo's and he lets her win. In the first round- JJ vs Joe. Country joe smashes JJ. In the next round Clint takes down.... Everyone... So we are seeing a spicier side of Clint.

Oh lord Tony is continuing to rattle on. He's "done". He wants to go to the zoo. He's packing his bags!!! Yippee!!!!!! But ofcourse he has to go "explain himself" Jesus can this poor girl get ONE DATE without someone pulling some selfish bull shit?! What a waste of everyone's time including mine. Thankfully his exit is brief and before the guys got there. 

Ew and now Clint is losing points wanting her to come to him "if she's really into me she'll want to get to know me". Again I have to say JJ has a point make the most if every oppurtunity and get in there!  She's the ultimate catch that you are all chasing. She's not going to be chasing any of you. 

Shawn is a cutie he's still on the good list for sure hope that stays the same. 

This episode is just taking me on a bizzzzzzarre twist and turns of who is up and who is down. Clint was on the rose now apparently he's in love with JJ?

So excited for Ben Z to be the one on one date!!!!! Let's hope he lives up to the expectations he's set so far! "Relationships take trust and communication" oh man this is going to be an intense one!! I don't know if I'd enjoy something like this or not. Trapped in a room of scary stuff trying to work your way out? I don't even like scary movies. 

So Kaitlyn is afraid if birds. Jeez bachelor producers are ass holes. For 45 min they encounter every scary gross thing you can think of. Of course the code is roses.... And they make out alive just in the nic of time! While I don't like scary at all I do have to say the probl solving and team work aspect of that date were actually really legit. Ben totally rose to the occasion and they worked really well together. He is definitely getting the most intimate date so far, a lot of good time to get to know eachother. Man I wanna make out with him! And cuddle on the couch and drink wine and eat pizza and watch movies. ::sigh::